Kelvin was Kung Fu fighting, the song

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Kelvin was kung-fu fighting
Mr Price was fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky samoosa men from funky Phoenixtown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient cycling art and everybody knew their shimano part
>From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

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There was funky Kel and little Stuey Roos
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a shoe and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me slip now we're into a brand knew trip

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